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‘Cash for Clunkers’ Program Extended, to Cover GOP Congressmen
“JUST BRING YOUR GASBAG REPUBLICAN REPRESENTATIVEÂ TO THE LOCAL CAR DEALER, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. AND WE WON’T EVEN REQUIRE PROOF OF THEIR AGE THROUGH THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATES.”
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The GOP’s Double-Barreled Attack: Combines the ‘Birther’ and ‘Health Scare’...
“UNDER THE OBAMA HEALTH PLAN, YOU CAN EXPECT TO RECEIVE AFRICAN SPAM ASKING YOU TO SENDÂ YOUR VITAL ORGANS TO AN ORGAN BANK, IN EXCHANGE FOR GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH INSURANCE.”...
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GOP Sends Obama Birthday Greetings: ‘Happy Kumbaya’
“I’M NOT AT ALL OFFENDED. IN FACT, I’M HAVING LADYSMITH BLACK MAMBAZO SING ANOTHER SONG FOR ME ON MY BIRTHDAY: ‘PEOPLE SAY THEY’RE CRAZY, I’VE GOT WING-NUTS ON THE SOLES OF MY SHOES’.”
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Birthers Propose a ‘Compromise’: Obama Can Serve as Prez 3/5 of the Time
“THIS IS IN COMPLETE ACCORD WITH THE ORIGINAL INTENT OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION, AS WELL AS THE CLASSES I TOOK AT “XENOPHOBEÂ LAW SCHOOL FOR FOREIGN STUDENTS.” ——————————————————————————————————...
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The Ultimate Hypocrisy: Born-Again Birthers Want Medicare Even After Their Death
“WE CERTAINLY DO BELIEVE IN GOD, BUT WE DON’T WANT BLUE CROSS OF HEAVEN MESSIN’ WITH OUR CURRENT BENEFITS.”
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To Deal with the ‘Tea-Birthers,’ Jimmy Carter Proposes a ‘Two-State Solution’
 “IT SEEMS TO ME, THAT IF WE CAN JUST GIVE THE RACISTS THEIR OWN LITTLE SETTLEMENTS, PERHAPS SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SINAI DESERT, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO STAVE OFF ARMAGEDDON FOR AT LEAST A FEW...
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Newt Gingrich: ‘Obama Part of Kenyan Conspiracy to Overrun New York’
“THEIR ANTI-COLONIAL PLAN MAY BE MORE OF A MARATHON THAN A SPRINT, BUT SOMETIME THIS FALL, RIGHT AROUND ELECTION TIME, THEY’LL BE ENCIRCLING THE FINANCIAL CAPITAL OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.”...
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Birthers Exploit Zodiac Changes to Mount New Attack on Obama
“AS A FORMER ‘LEO’ HE SURE SOUNDED LIKE A LION FROM AFRICA, BUT NOW IT’S CLEAR THAT THERE’S A ‘CANCER’ IN THE PRESIDENCY.” [Satiric News Editors Note: It's true! Barack's Aug, 4th birthdate underwent...
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Bill O’Reilly: Trump Has ‘Excuse’ For Crazy Birther Claims
“HERE AT THE FACTOR, WE ALL KNOW THAT THE TIDES ARE CAUSED BY GOD, BUT WE DO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT A FULL MOON MAY HAVE CAUSED DONALD TRUMP TO BAY AT THE BIRTHERS.” Story at HuffPost.
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Right Wingers’ Latest Double Standard REALLY Seeks to Expose Obama
“IT’S REALLY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR OBAMA TO REVEAL IF HE WEARS BOXERS OR BRIEFS, WE WON’T BE SATISFIED UNTIL HE RELEASES HIS LONG JOHNS.”
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